Happy New Year!
During this coming year, may you enjoy good health and happiness.
May you have a kiss from your beloved, a smile from a child, a warm cozy home with the aroma of good food baking in the oven. May you have a merciful IRS agent, good friends and helpful neighbors. May you enjoy the fruits of your labors, celebrate birthdays and anniversaries, and may the sun shine
on your face - but not too much.
May your computer and your refrigerator both be safe from spam, and may your email bring you only good news and jokes that are not as old as you are!
May you finally learn to understand what it is that you are supposed to eat: is it more pasta and less carbs? Or less pasta and more carbs . or is pasta a carb - in which case you can't eat it! Should you drink more coffee for the sake of itsinvigorating caffeine or should you drink decaffeinated coffee which is healthier, andwhich comes with a choice of artificial sweeteners - one of which causes cancer and the other which causes brain damage - I can never remember which. May the West Nile virus go back to the West Nile where it belongs and leave the rest of us alone.
May your occupation, whatever it may be, homemaker or doctor, lawyer or tailor, house husband or stock broker, give you much satisfaction.
And may it also earn you enough money to send your children through college and graduate school, and to support them ever after.
May you see a rainbow, may your child hit a home run with the bases loaded, may your team score a touchdown.
In this New Year that now begins, may your hair your teeth, your facelift and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your cholesterol and your mortgage interest rate not rise.
May you win the lottery, and thereby acquire a host of long lost relatives.
May your children and grandchildren receive a good report in school, and may you receive a good report also, from your dentist, from your ophthalmologist, from your dermatologist, from your cardiologist, from your gastroenterologist, from your podiatrist, from your urologist and ultimately, from your God. Whenever it rains - and it will - may you have anumbrella.
Exerpts from a New Year's Prayer by Rabbi Jacob Pressman


























